By @JA Huss
Publication Date: August 27. 2014
Novella (150 pages)
Adult Contemporary Romance
#Women.I fuck them. I use them. I pay them off. I find another. My demands are never denied. My contracts are always signed. They submit to me. Willingly. Completely. Temporarily. This is how it’s always been.
Until I saw that filthy tweet.
@VaughnAsher My bare pussy. Your tongue. #ThingsIThinkAboutToGetOff
“FilthyBlueBird” thinks she can tease me with hashtags and then hide behind a Twitter handle? She thinks I wouldn’t be more than happy to #RockHerFilthyWorld? She’s wrong.
Her online fantasy is about to collide with her public reality, and it’s about to happen… now.
THIS IS A SERIAL NOVELLA
THAT MEANS ALL ENDINGS ARE CLIFFHANGERS
THIS NOVELLA IS ABOUT 150 PAGES LONG
THIS IS PART ONE OF SIX
BOOKS ARE RELEASED EVERY TWO WEEKS
Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/22928394-follow?ac=1
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/FOLLOW-Social-Media-JA-Huss-ebook/dp/B00MSBAHES
As I post this, you have 24 hours roughly to get it for only 99cents!!! Price goes up on Monday 9/1!
I've been struggling with writing this review because every time I tried, I was basically telling you every thing that happened in the book. Which is dumb. And spoiler-y.
There are a handful of authors out there who write 'erotica' and give you a story along with the sex. A story you WANT to read, you want to follow, and the sex is just like a spicy little bonus, a bonus that allows you to free your inner filthy, kinky self you never knew was lurking there.
JA Huss is one of those few. Erotica? Yes. Sinfully delicious and blush-worthy, yes. A story that isn't just filler fluff to get from one sex scene to another? Yes. Grace leaps off the page and has more than meets the eye. Vaughn is the same and I love how Grace calls him on his pomposity. Is that a word? If not, it is now.
Sex scenes? Hot. Risqué. Secret fantasy you never knew you had? Could be. From the small sample of early reviewers, we all agree on one thing: your panties might just melt and you may need a little date with B.O.B. Just sayin'.
Story? Delicious. Grace Kinsella is a filthy tweeter. She has a crush on @vaughnasher, a hollywood heartthrob and heir to Asher Productions. It's safe to tweet dirty things to him; it's not like he'll ever read them, know who @filthybluebird is, ever meet her face to face, etc.
Vaughn & Grace's interactions are fun. They're not only loaded with sexual innuendos and suggestive remarks, but there's also this feisty attitude Grace has as she laughs at Vaughn's desire to command her. She realizes she leans towards being a submissive, but she's also a thoroughly modern girl who isn't just gonna fall at the snap of his fingers. But she does a little, doesn't she?
There is more to Grace than we know. Vaughn notices it, too. She's hiding something and it seems like it might be something traumatic. Super hot weekend cut short by Grace as she rushes home, with a little bit of being Vaughn-like, a #thanksforthef**k, as she returns home, prepared to forget him.
As usual, JA Huss brings her characters to life. Can't you totally see this happening? The internet anonymity brings out the brash and brave within us, but what would you do when you're suddenly confronted with the object of your tweets?
I have a hard time with serials because I am SO impatient. But JA Huss's newest serial is like...tailor-made for impatient Huss-ies like me. Every 2 weeks, we get a new book. This series, Social Media, will have 6 books total, wrapping up in November. FOLLOW releases on Wednesday, August 27th, with the next book out on September 10. Both are up for preorder already, so SNAP THEM UP before the prices rise! <3 p="">
AUTHOR BIO
J. A. Huss likes to write new adult books that make you think and keep you guessing. Her favorite genre to read is space opera, but since practically no one reads those books, she writes new adult science fiction, paranormal romance, contemporary romance, urban fantasy, and books about Junco (who refuses to be saddled with a label).
She has an undergraduate degree in horses, (yes, really–Thank you, Colorado State University) and a master’s degree in forensic toxicology from the University of Florida. She used to have a job driving around Colorado doing pretty much nothing but shooting the breeze with farmers, but now she just writes, runs the New Adult Addiction and Clean Teen Reads Book Blogs, and runs an online science classroom for homeschoolers.
Author Links:
Website / Goodreads / Facebook / Twitter
My name is Grace Kinsella and I’m a filthy tweeter.
I can turn a hundred and forty characters into living sex. I can string words together in a way that will make you wet your panties with lust. I can make a man blush before he even gets to the hashtag. I am famous for pithy filth.
In fact, my girlfriends and I have an online Facebook group called the Filthy Blue Birds. And we’re not the only ones. The world of pithy filth is booming, friends. There are endless groups like ours. There are legions of shy girls who come alive when faced with the hundred-and-forty-character challenge. And there is a very special place online where we meet, challenging each other to achieve a new level of smexy typing.
I call that Twitter list Dirty Heaven. I made it up, like literally I’m the freaking founder. So Dirty Heaven is my kingdom and I’m the queen.
I’ll stop here to take a bow.
Besides being a list, Dirty Heaven is an online competition that happens on Twitter every Saturday night across the world—yes, we have filthy tweeters from all walks of life. At 8 PM Eastern the FT’s come alive and each league puts up their best and brightest. You get one tweet, one hashtag, and one chance to shine.
I don’t win anymore, it’s simply not fair. I’m now the judge. But back when we were first putting this together my tweets took me to Dirty Heaven time after time after time. That’s back when we used to have the competitions nightly and the group was small. Just fifteen or twenty of my closest online stranger friends. Each competition we had an online muse and we took turns choosing who would benefit from our blush-inducing prose. Sometimes the girls picked models or rock stars.
I only ever had one muse and his name is Vaughn Asher.
Yes, the Vaughn Asher. A Hollywood legend. He started out in the boy band 2 Far Out, then when his angelic voice changed as he hit puberty he graduated into Disney sitcoms. Most child actors would fade after that, never able to make the transition. But Vaughn Asher doubled down on the workouts—gaining the title of Most Envied Body in Hollywood six years in a row from Buzz Hollywood Magazine—and the preteen wannabe turned into an action-hero heartthrob overnight.
Just thinking his name makes me sigh. He’s so freaking gorgeous. That messy dark hair that makes him look like he just rolled out of bed. Those tight abs that just make you want to drag your tongue all over them to see if they taste as good as they look. And that package, boy. He’s never done any nudes so I have to use my imagination, but my imagination is vivid. I have a very clear picture.
Besides, you know what they say about a man’s thumbs, right? Well, Vaughn Asher has incredible thumbs. And large feet. They say that too.
Yes, doing filthy things to his six-foot-two frame has been my idea of Dirty Heaven for almost three years now. I’d like to say I’ve said everything imaginable about him, but that’s not true. I never run out of ideas. It’s like my brain only exists to compose a one-hundred-and-forty-character sentence that will turn him red.
That’s my fantasy. That’s my fairy tale. Vaughn Asher doing things to me that can only be said in a hashtag.
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By @JA Huss
Publication Date: September 10, 2014
Novella (120-ish pages)
Adult Contemporary Romance
Description:
#WhatADick
Vaughn Asher. I’ve stalked him relentlessly. I shaped and
formed my lust into the perfect dirty hashtag…day after day… weekend after
weekend. He was my prince. My fairy tale. My fantasy.
I gave him the best years of my online life and what did he
do for me?
Ruined my social media experience one tweet at a time.
That’s what.
#Fantastic #BackToNatureFucking
#MissingSomething #You
And now #TheDickWhoIsVaughnAsher thinks he can weasel
his way back into this filthy blue bird’s Twitter account? He’s wrong.
His public fantasy is about to collide… ah, fuck it. He’s
hot as hell, bitches. I need more than a free sample. This time I want it all
and I’ll do whatever it takes to get it.
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